生孩子機器
2007年09月29日在俄羅斯,有位太太誕下了十七磅巨嬰
在工作時間無意間看到這篇新聞報導
腳 停在電視機前
看看那個巨嬰的樣子
眼 凸………了
這個巨嬰是居然是那位太太的第十二胎
眼凸 Again
這時,腦海只出現了一個問號
「有生最多孩子這項世界紀錄嗎?」![]()
女人呀
活著是為了 談戀愛 結婚 生孩子 嗎
談戀愛 結婚 生孩子
這三項上還可以加二次方…..立次方……xyz次方…=口=”"”
到底沒完沒了啊……
突然覺得我的小姑不生孩子是(非常)對的
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在俄羅斯,有位太太誕下了十七磅巨嬰
在工作時間無意間看到這篇新聞報導
腳 停在電視機前
看看那個巨嬰的樣子
眼 凸………了
這個巨嬰是居然是那位太太的第十二胎
眼凸 Again
這時,腦海只出現了一個問號
「有生最多孩子這項世界紀錄嗎?」![]()
女人呀
活著是為了 談戀愛 結婚 生孩子 嗎
談戀愛 結婚 生孩子
這三項上還可以加二次方…..立次方……xyz次方…=口=”"”
到底沒完沒了啊……
突然覺得我的小姑不生孩子是(非常)對的
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